Q. What medication do male rats take to impress the female rats?
A. ViRatgra

A mushroom walks into a bar full of rats. He sits down next to this hot Rex rattie and says "hey baby, can i buy you a drink?" The girlie rat looks at the mushroom, calmly says "what makes you think i would want to drink with you?" The mushroom replies.... "because I'm a fungi" (fun-guy).

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• Rat art
  • Paw Painting by Rats: Widget, Cricket and Snip show off their artistic skills with paw painting. Also visit Behind the Scenes and Tail Painting and Rats on Canvas to see photos of the grand masters at work.
• Interactive
  • Quiz: rat or mouse?
  • Quiz: Norway rat or roof rat?
  • Rat Maze Simulator
• Spoofs
  • Pet Brick FAQ
  • Rat Laundry
  • Rat-English Dictionary
  • Courses from Rat University
  • Rat products
  • Rat Real Estate
  • 88 Lines about 44 Rats
  • The Mouse's Tale
• Stories
  • Rats and Eggshells
  • Peas, peas peas
  • Nutcracker
  • Free range time with Widget, Cricket and Snip
  • A Noodle Adventure
  • On this winter morning
  • Rat photo album

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